Time to reveal the truth

    I am an overweight Caucasian man living in his parent's basement. I dropped out of high school because I kept on getting into trouble and sent to the principal's office. They said that my grades were slipping more and more each day, and if I didn't keep my act together, I would be sacked. Of course, back then I wasn't experienced with life. I was young, and I thought I was invincible. One day, I stole from the teacher's lounge. It wasn't much, but one day I got caught by one of the meanest teachers there. Her name was Ms. Gregg, who was a British teacher and believed in harsh punishment. She tried to slap me, but I whacked her in the mouth. She went out cold. 
    After getting kicked out, I tried getting a job, but because of my background I had incredible difficulty getting one. Now I am getting unemployment checks and as mentioned before, I live with my parents. Lesson learned: Never feel like you are superior to others, because you might end up being inferior later in life. Godspeed.











P.S. I had a great April Fools day and I hope you did not take that too seriously. Or take it seriously, I don't really mind. BTW I'm not white and only !$ years old. Same age as Nathan (homeworkdoodler). Nice little fake story weren't it?